I’d do anything
for a cheeseburger
after a hangover
rob a bank of beef patties
to settle my beer belly
drive through suburbs
shooting holes
in the ozone
fingerguns pointed
in the ubiquitous direction
of hunger
my consumption
would satiate a hamlet
I drink
each excess
down
as Ronald
desires me to do
did you see the videos
pink slime resurrected
as hamburger Lazarus
but if I won the jackpot
I know a Big Mac
would be my first meal
golden arches
a chorus of mmms
echoing through cortex
processed organs
replacing orgasms
is that on the dollar menu
(originally published in HAD, Summer 2022)