I Bought Overpriced Binoculars at an Estate Sale

The weekend is not long enough to complain
of having too much fun.
We need to fill our house with junk.
Drove into the wilderness and parked
on a verdant suburban hill. Arrived
early but stood in line. Hoarders
stacked their bags with
postcards and pictures and
I just had to buy the binoculars
for 35 and you said 35?
Hey, the family is dead and
I was a kid in the candy
aisle. I wanted to store
my free time closer to me
so we got second breakfast
at the Aspinwall Riverfront
Park and I utilized the specs
to pull a goose in the
river close to me! Spectacle
in the monotony!
Rest is underrated and–
we’re critical– undeserved
but I’m putting the hours in.
Raking through thrift stores
of junk and sink-drain art. No
one wants to buy any of this
but birdcage carts fill fast.
Bought a backpack at
the Morningside yard
market trudging through
sun, red forehead. Scammed
again by a hamburger
helper (you said it’s
called a burger basket)
but I tried and couldn’t
use it on the gas grill
in moaning distance
of whatever zombies
were in my neighborhood
today, and I ascended
four steps to get
a better view
to find nothing in our
alleys but laughter
and I peered through
magnifications
to leave my eyes
empty-handed
but satisfied,
this being
the way
to spend.

(originally published in Stickman Review, Fall 2022)

deeply a pot of cheap ramen

betting is fun I bet were I rich I would lose a lot
more than now losing’s not a competition though
at its core it is an apple beneath a heap of peaches
shower soap I never liked peaches have you ever
sniffed steam emanating from chicken Top Ramen
it is not clean it is not soap I dispose of everything
the flame I inhale plastic I ingest plastic waiting on
the clock to change from 12:23 to 12:24 I pour my meal
into plate-bowl snorting steam never inhale too deeply a
pot of cheap ramen I know I am saving money I know I am
betting a lot on fake economies blowing my breath onto
unpackaged carcinogens Michael once said in our apartment he
hoped to never see me eat this shit again this was years ago
soggy noodle soup coiled springs I hold in my mouth tongue
salt nothing but the salt I then lick off my chin it’s nothing just
pennies of salt I will be hungry again soon so why must I savor
every writhing U at bowl’s bottom like each bite will be my last

(originally published in Count Seeds With Me [Ethel Zine & Micro-Press], Spring, 2022)